YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAZY WHEN...
You spell your name with a single letter.

The pizza delivery guy has a set of keys to your house.

You can’t touch you’re toes.

Instead of a wristwatch, you have a wrist-remote.

You have a single song playing on repeat.

You have a mini fridge next to you.

Sunlight really…really hurts your eyes.

You haven’t showered in days.

Your beard is full of crumbs.

You have food and beverage stains on everything.

Your dog runs around the house dragging the vacuum cleaner behind them.

Your bird is also your duster.

The snooze function on your alarm clock automatically activates.

All your mail is delivered to you electronically.

Your laptop doubles as a heating pad.

Your wardrobe consists of the clothes you are currently wearing (or you have no clothes at all).

You sleep 10-12 hours a day and have frequent naps.

You have tooth decay.

You have a clapper.

You are either
a) always late for work
b) never at work
c) work at home
d) unemployed

Your sink is overflowing with dishes from weeks ago.

You use the elevator to get to the 2nd floor.

You push the handicap button to open the door for you.

All of your contacts are on speed dial or voice dial.

You consider noon to be too early in the day.

You make someone drive you to places.

You let the waitress pick your meal at a restaurant.

You like your food to be pre-cooked and pre-cut.

You have an empty water bottle next to you...for…you know.

You practice your free-throw skills by using the garbage can and hope it goes in (and if it doesn’t, you just leave it wherever it lands).

You’ve gained weight.

Channel Surfing is your favorite sport.

You never type in the full URL of a website.

You copy + paste a lot.

You prefer potluck parties at your home.

Stretching is the best feeling in the world.

Garfield is your cat.

Homer Simpson is your dad.

Your maid is also your mother.

You only sing the first line of the National Anthem and just mumble the rest.

You want to be a comatose when you grow up.

You never speak in full sentences and mainly use sounds and hand-grabby gestures to communicate.

Your social life consists of chatting with friends online.

You never run for the bus or train…even if you’re already 30 minutes late.

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“Exercise” is a foreign word to you.

You make your salad with just lettuce.

You ran out of cheese whiz, so you put ketchup on your crackers.

Instead of reading a book, you just read the summary.

You watch movies at home instead of going to the theater.

You buy stuff online instead of going to a store.

Breathing is too much work so you use an oxygen tank.

You prefer to eat food that does not require cutlery.

You only ate half your sandwich.

You have a butler who answers the door for you.

You have an accountant who does the math for you.

You have a nurse who sponge bathes you.

You are having difficulty reading this because your hair is covering your eyes.

You cry when something is out of reach.

You named your kid after the first thing that popped in your head.

You trip a lot when you walk because it takes too much effort to lift your own feet.

Instead of getting up after you’ve fallen down, you just lie there and stare at the sky or ceiling.

Instead of having to enter your log in information every time, you just never log out of your account.

You take the escalator instead of the stairs.

Instead of customizing each feature of your character, you just randomize.

Instead of figuring how to get through a level yourself, you use game walkthroughs.

Instead of challenging yourself, you set the game difficulty to “very easy”.

Your goldfish is dead from starvation.

You hire a team of people to solve a problem for you.

You type with one finger only and use abbreviations and acronyms.

You never use the spacebar or backspace buttons.

You make up the excuse that you’re going to another event when really, you’re not.

You never answer the phone.

You prolong your replies.

You only brush your two front teeth.

You have someone chew your food for you.

“Couch potato” means you found a potato in your couch from a few days ago.

You prefer to be called “laid-back”.

You never finish watching a movie.

Instead of pedaling a bicycle, you bought a motorcycle.

You completed a 5-page essay by repeating the same sentence in 26 different languages.

Your lyrics in your song consists mainly of “ooh”, “aah”, “yeah-yeah”, “uh-huh”, and “oh-whoa-ah”.

You get tired of coming up with more things to add to the list.

You scrolled to the bottom of the page to read this line because you’re too lazy to read the entire list!