1. You have choked on water before.
Alot.

2. You have tripped down the stairs before.
Yes.....very painful.

3. You have walked into a door.
Only once.

4. You have pushed a door the wrong way.
Countless times.

5. You have walked into a wall.
Yes totally.

6. You have fallen going UP the stairs.
Now that defys the laws of gravity. But then again, I never studied law.

7. You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
Heck ya!

8. You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
I don't recall if I ever have.

9. You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
Yes I have before.

10. Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
All the time
11. You have forgotten something that someone said.
Only always.

12. You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
Half the time.

14. You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
Umm yes

15. You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
Not even once.

16. You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
No.

17. You have played with fire.
I'd like to.

18. You've tripped over your own shoelace.
Yes. Only cuz i'm a clutz.

19. You didn’t even notice there wasn’t a number 13 in this quiz.
WHAT!?

20. You just checked to see if there wasn’t a number 13
URRGH!!!

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"Signs that you live in the 21st century:"


1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your mom's beeper to ask,"What's for dinner?"

4. You sell Girl Scout Cookies via your web site.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

7. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of a newborn so she can create a screen saver.

9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

10. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.

11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. (If you drink any)

22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.

23.You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

24. You're reading this.

25. Even worse; you might recommend this page to someone else.