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10 funny thingsThe Top 10 Things I'd DoIf I Ever Became An Evil Overlord1. When it comes time to kill me enemy, I will not give him any last words, last kiss, last cigarette, or any thing like that.2. I'd pick out a big dark castle with a fancy carpet saying "Castle sweet evil castle."3. I'd have thousand of imbeciles working for me like doing the laundry.4. I'd have a super evil theme song when I commit a crime like stealing a diamond or even ripping tags off of UN-purchased items.5. I'd have an evil laugh and when I end up laughing to much I cough up a storm.6. I'd hire an army of insanely drunk ninja.7. I'd wear the WORST clothes and hair in all the overlord history.8. I'd come up with the best overlord name ever. Charlie.9. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.10. Finally, I'd have a pet monkey. No evil person can EVER win without one.